Do you know how fast you were going? I do. Heck no, I’m not going to tell you! I’ll give you a hint: I’m thinking of a number between 87 and 89. Come on, this one’s easy…

68? Well, that is how much I paid for this getup, yeah. But you were going MUCH faster than that. I’ll put it this way – see those tire tracks? They were on fire a few minutes ago.

Oh, you were running from Libyans? Likely story. Next thing you know, some mad scientist will come from the future to tell me to rip this ticket up.

No, I will not turn around to look at that light. Sure, it’s your scientist friend in a flying car! I bet Elvis is driving, too! You really want me to use these cuffs, don’t ya, punk?

All right, smart aleck, you’re coming with me. You have to get to the future? I know just the place. You travel forward through time at the rate of one second per second, thanks to this fancy white jacket they put on you, with REALLY long sleeves. You’ll love it there!