I'll be completely honest, I don't know enough about this guy to write anything too funny, but I will tell you what i know: Che was good with the ladies. Che loved a good stogie. Che absolutely loathed the idea of shaving. Maybe - just maybe - he could have gone to a costume party as Maynard G. Krebs.
In fact, since we at Bradley's are just too awesome not to do this, we're going to give you a choice. You can choose between the Che costume, or the Maynard costume. It's up to you which one you choose, they've got the same items, same SKU number, same price. I'm not saying they were the same person, but I'm not NOT saying that, either.